Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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