Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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