So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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