their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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