Plan B is the new Plan A
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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