you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm jealous of your bromance
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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