what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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