I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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