Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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