But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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