I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
