if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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