So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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