just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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