carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just pee around me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm always down for nudity.
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