He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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