You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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