On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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