oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
