The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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