batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
