just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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