wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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