Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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