he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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