Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
