Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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