i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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