I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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