FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If I die, sorry about rent.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Shame is for Republicans.
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