hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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