do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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