Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I have post one night stand depression
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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