she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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