if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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