operation have a gay friend backfired
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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