Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Randomize
