Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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