I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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