it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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