FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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