tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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