Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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