i don't plan on having that self control this summer
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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