hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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