I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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