Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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