is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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