well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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