I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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