Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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