Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Randomize
