do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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