Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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