whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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