you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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