I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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