You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
