What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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